We have taken what was once considered an absurd, grotesque form of beauty and shaved it down to an endearing icon of Man. Beast is our 12-month tribute to the hairy anti-model—the ones you won’t find posing in designer underwear. Inside are scenes depicting a Thanksgiving dinner with an extremely fluffy turkey, a 5-year-old boy with dark tufts of man fur, the burdens of Tax Day (dollar sign carved in back hair), etc.

$12 plus shipping

Ships out late September!

On the Inside — Each page is filled with bizarre facts, grooming tips, and diagrams . . . like “Five Stylish Man Furs,” debunking and proving myths (“Will bread crust really put hair on my chest?”), Dr. Beast Remedies, the nuances of chest toupees and transplants—enough to get through the whole year.

Dimensions & Quality — The unique design of the wall calendar makes it better than the rest. It is 12.5 inches squared, mimicking that of a record album, with a glossy finish, UV coating, and durable paper stock (affording it a longer shelf life). Because it’s spiral bound, flipping to the next image to gawk at has never been more fun and enjoyable.